No Approval Beats Jack's Approval
singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

IF YOU’RE NOT CHICKEN… REBLOG THIS & SEE WHAT PEOPLE RATE YOU!!!

yayh:

1. Crazy
2. I’d marry you
3. I’d date you
4. Sarcastic
5. I miss you
6. I’d kiss you
7. Beautiful
8. Smart
9. Imaginative
10. Random
11. Jerk
12. Funny
13. Awesome
14. Amazing
15. Tough
16. Cute
17. I’d hit you with a bus
18. I love you
19. Weird
20. Friends forever
21. Marry me
22. You’re mine
23. I never want to lose you

😳😳?

"Why fix something that’s not broken?"

zodiacsociety:

- Taurus (zodiacsociety)

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I need your help.
I need to an awesome idea for a Hobbes costume for halloween. Going to make my daughter genderbend Calvin.

Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it.
― Winston Churchill (via psych-quotes)

lookyhotcha:

I didn’t even wanna reblog this then I saw seth rogen in 29 jump street. wtf.

super-who-locked-in:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

natedcruz:

I knew it!

thatfunnyblog:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

thatfunnyblog:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets