subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
2. I’d marry you
3. I’d date you
5. I miss you
6. I’d kiss you
17. I’d hit you with a bus
18. I love you
20. Friends forever
21. Marry me
22. You’re mine
23. I never want to lose you
- Taurus (zodiacsociety)
I need your help.
I need to an awesome idea for a Hobbes costume for halloween. Going to make my daughter genderbend Calvin.
|—||― Winston Churchill (via psych-quotes)|
I didn’t even wanna reblog this then I saw seth rogen in 29 jump street. wtf.
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
I knew it!
This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets